More funnies

(As we are talking about football):

Me: Russell, did you know that when you are 5, you can play on a real football team?

Russell: Great! I’m going to play for the Wolfpack.

Me:…Well, you have to be 18 to play for the Wolfpack.

Russell: If I can’t play for the Wolfpack, I’m going to play for the Steelers.

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(Discussing his day at preschool):

Russell: Mom, me and Egypt played house together, and Egypt’s heart fell in love!

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(Seeing a photo of Jason from his college graduation):

Meredith: Daddy, you had a table on your head!